Sev7en Rec
Li Jianfei · 李剑飞 · aaaaaaaa
Bargain-hunting crypto ninja who still can’t afford a car. 薅羊毛 大师 by day, Wall Street degen by night.
Traded 0.003 ZEC, captured a 67% pump. To the moon (eventually).
薅羊毛大师 (Ultimate Bargain Hunter)
Got Poke Pro for $0.01/mo with a ¥0.75 WeChat balance proof. The intern said it was expired.
Coupon Collector
Accumulated 1,237 coupons across 6 apps. Saved approximately $3.42 in total. The math is not the point.
Coffee Negotiator
Convinced a barista to knock $0.02 off a latte. She was very tired. I felt powerful.
Crypto Genius
Traded 0.003 ZEC, captured a 67% pump. Now holds $4.78 USDT. The lambo is coming. Any day now.
I listen to it on repeat. No, I’m not okay. Yes, I know all the lyrics in Chinese phonetically.
Hover over the dots. They morph from circles to squares. This is what I call “design.”